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December 4, 2012 by meximo70


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HotDish Hell may be a small town but we got just as many places to see and do as any other roadside curiosity.

We boast 5 sloughs, which since the rainy season ain’t hit, are now considered ponds. But our Soil and Water department put a couple gallons of bleach in there so that flesh eatin’ bacteria don’t get atcha.

Hotels

HellidayInn

The Helliday Inn. Owned and operated by resort magnate Steve Ogreson, the Helliday Inn and suites is our classiest of accomodations.

Inside is the “Green Mold” restaurant and bar and they also have a very neat looking buffet in their courtyard.

Helligay  Inn Courtyard

Helliday Inn Courtyard

There are no swimming pools available but they do have a large cess pond located next to the Courtyard.

 

 

 

Fudgitt Inn

Fudgitt Inn

Fudgitt Inn. For the budget minded traveler, the Fudgitt has the “open-air” feel and has rates from hourly to monthly.

For the most part, most of the male citizens only need the rooms for 5 minutes, this includes lavatory time. But sorry, guys, a minimum of 1 hr is required, so bring a magazine.

Restaurants

There are only two things you can eat here in HotDish Hell, and if you’re not going to Nana Andersen’s for Hot Dish, then you can either have pizza or hamburgers.

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If ya want burgers than you can eat at:

The Chumful Inn, Tummi’s, The Green Mold, Eatie’s, The VFW, The Legion, McDooDah’s, Burger Thing, The Raunch and even at The Kum Kwik. Make sure you order your burger like a native…with the egg on top.

HotDish Hell has more pizzarias than New York City: Joke’s Pizza, The Green Mold Pizza, Pizza the Hutt, Pizza Raunch, The Kum Kwik, K.C.’s, H.I.Vee Cafe, and Goodfellahs Pizza.

Thankfully, because of the high migration of latin americans to our fair town, Mike Humble has allowed the opening of a mexican restaurant named “El Guapo”.

Bars

divebars

If there is one thing we know how to do here in HotDish Hell, is drink. Not only does it keep us happy, but it also stimulates jobs for bartenders, waitresses, ER personel, substance abuse counselors, and it’s also revenue for the law enforcement.

The Green Mold, Beenatitagain’s, The Boozer, El Guapo’s, The Ton ‘o Sissys saloon, The Chumful Inn, Tummi’s, VFW, Legion, and the Eagle’s club.

Banking

bankers

There are more banks per capita than wall street.

We are a buffet of banks: Bank MidWife, You Us Bank, Dirt Farmers and Loan, HotDish Hell State, Second Bank, and of course the Blood Bank.

Camping

The Pooping Goose Campground

The Pooping Goose Campground

The Pooping Goose is located east of HotDish Hell on beautiful Lake KakaPupu.

Many residents spend their summers here driving their golf carts around, and around, and around and around the 10 acre campground.

the honeymoon suite

the honeymoon suite

The Pooping Goose even has a honeymoon suite for those just married.

supported by two 10 by 10 posts and some really strong bailing wire, couples shouldn’t worry about rockin’ the camper.

 

 

 

 

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