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December 4, 2012 by meximo70

beautiful downtown HotDish Hell, MN circa 2011

beautiful downtown HotDish Hell, MN circa 2011

This is where i live. I thought i would give you a quick tour of this pothole in the road. But first, let’s meet the people that run this joint, shall we?

Mayor Randy Queering

Mayor Randy Queering

Mayor “Randy” Queering. We can always count on seeing the good mayor at his favorite watering hole, the “Ton-o-Sissys Saloon”.

Usually not able to make speaking engagements (unless you play golf with him), if you need him…just order a round of drinks.

City Manager Jim Darling

City Manager Jim Darling

(absentee)City Manager Jim Darling.

Jim usually leaves his work up to his minion and right hand man Mike Humble. You can find him and his daugh—er—i mean wife in the Bahamas somewhere getting leathery. He does write a nice article in the City Council Newsletter once a month about being “a good neighbor”.

City Manager: Mike Humble

City Manager: Mike Humble

Acting City Manager/Planner: Mike Humble.

His tenth time out of “Gushing Fountains” rehab center, Mr. Humble is crowned as Jim Darling’s “golden boy”. Now, whether that’s because he wets himself in drunken stupors or that he’s that good is a mystery.

since taking office right out of college, he has successfully lost potential businesses who were well established in town, or thinking about opening up shop here. “We don’t want nun o’ that element in our fair town.”

Sherrif Jeff Milktoast

Sherrif Jeff Milktoast

Sheriff Jeff Milktoast.

Fresh out of the academy, Sheriff Milktoast just took office a year ago after the mighty reign of Sheriff Vlad Gethardt.

Elected as the youngest Sheriff in the history of HotDish Hell; his competition consisted of only one other candidate: Deputy Chud Pusky; and he wasn’t available for debate since he shot himself in the leg.

Superintendent of the Schools: Don Joe Botticelli

Superintendent of the Schools: Don Joe Botticelli

Superintendent of the Schools Don Joe Botticelli.

Nobody really knows where Joe came from. In fact, he just showed up out of nowhere and when we all woke up the next morning, he’s heading our schools. The former supe disappeared mysteriously, and so have any school board member who has disagreed with his policies. He’s good at bringing revenue into the schools. “either the public pays a tribute to me every year, or i’m puttin’ a cap in yer kids, capische?”

Senator Bob Gunter

Senator Bob Gunter

Senator Bob Gunter.

The Gunter family has lived in HotDish Hell since Jesus walked the Earth, and Bob has held his office almost as long.

Former owner of “Gunter’s Meat Market” specializing in rare meats, and also Chairman of the Board of the “HotDish Hell Memorial Blood bank”.


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