Conversations in HotDish Hell #1:

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December 5, 2012 by meximo70

idiot #1When i first moved to the fine town of HotDish Hell, MN one of my first jobs was working for the “HotDish Hash” daily newspaper as a circulation manager.

My job was to fill empty paper routes, maintain current paper carriers, and once in awhile; if our carriers missed a house, i would bring one to them.

this is a conversation i had with one such recipient of the “HotDish Hash”:

Me: good morning, sir, very sorry about missing your house this morning.

idiot: are you the wetback that delivers my paper every morning?

Me: um…what?

idiot: i said ‘are you the goddamn spic that delivers my newspaper every morning’?

Me: did you just call me a ‘wetback’ and a ‘spic’?

idiot: yeah, that’s what you are, ain’t it?

Slams idiot into his garage door.

Me: here’s your paper, you’ve got 30 seconds to keep your mouth shut until i get to my van. If you open your mouth before then…i’m coming back here to mop up your driveway with your face! Do you understand me?

30 second silence.


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