December 5, 2012 by meximo70
In 2005, HotDish Hell’s #2 video rental store Mr. Groovies, was under scrutiny from the local Baptist church.
Rev. Stu Pidasso made it his personal mission to rid HotDish Hell of “hardcore pornography”. Mr. Groovies had a hardcore porn section which was hidden by a large wall and had it’s own room. Rev. Pidasso wanted the townsfolk to boycott Mr. Groovies.
I bumped into him at the “HotDish Hash” offices:
Me: so you’re the guy trying to get me to boycott Mr. Groovies?
Pidasso: correct! that place is an abomination! do you realize the type of movies that place carries?
Me: i actually don’t think anyone in town knew about that section of mr. groovies until you pointed it out in your colorful letter in the paper.
Pidasso: well, i’ve been commisioned to shine God’s light on this filth.
Me: i think porn rental is up now, thanks to you.
Pidasso: (sigh) do you rent pornographic movies?
Me: no. but i do work there part-time. why don’t you pick on Premiere Videos? They rent porn too, and their porn is out in the open with the rest of their stock. readily available to children to see.
Pidasso: Premiere only rents “softcore” porn, not “Hardcore”!
Me: okay? isn’t porn porn?
Pidasso: Don’t you understand that hardcore pornography encourages sexual deviants to commit crimes against women and children?
Me: i’m thinking if a person is a sexual deviant, they’re going to commit a crime against women and children no matter what. They could use a J.C. Nickel catalog if they needed something to get them in the mood.
Pidasso: that’s disgusting!
Me: well, if you’re going to boycott pornography, and those that distribute it, then you’re going to have to boycott cable tv, gas stations, the internet, pretty much any place that sells skin mags…etc.
Pidasso: You, sir, must be one of those perverts that enjoy pornography!