December 11, 2012 by meximo70
this is one such conversation i had with a man who was arrested for shoplifting a 40 from the HotDish Hell Municipal Liquor Store:
Idiot: *CENSORED*, man, the only reason they got me up in this mutha *CENSORED* is cuz i’m black.
Me: really? i think you might be stretching it a little bit.
Idiot: I’m the only mutha *CENSORED* black man in this *CENSORED* hole town! That’s the only *CENSORED* reason they arrested me! I was there gettin’ *CENSORED* for my baby mama!
Me: i’m fairly sure you’re not the only black person in town.
Idiot: Why else would them white mutha *CENSORED* pigs arrest my black *CENSORED*?
Me: might have something to do with having you on camera putting a bottle of beer in your coat?
Idiot: they got video?
Me: well, it’s a liquor store…a city liquor store to boot.
Idiot: i wanna see that video!
Me: well, if you’re the only black man in town and they have a black man shoplifting a bottle of beer…? 2 plus 2 is 4.