Conversations in HotDish Hell, MN #7: the HotDish Hooskow…

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December 11, 2012 by meximo70

jailOne of the most interesting jobs i’ve had is working for the Marvin County Sheriff’s Department. I’ve had plenty of interesting conversations with people both in and out of jail.

this is one such conversation i had with a man who was arrested for shoplifting a 40 from the HotDish Hell Municipal Liquor Store:

Idiot: *CENSORED*, man, the only reason they got me up in this mutha *CENSORED* is cuz i’m black.

Me: really? i think you might be stretching it a little bit.

Idiot: I’m the only mutha *CENSORED* black man in this *CENSORED* hole town! That’s the only *CENSORED* reason they arrested me! I was there gettin’ *CENSORED* for my baby mama!

Me: i’m fairly sure you’re not the only black person in town.

Idiot: Why else would them white mutha *CENSORED* pigs arrest my black *CENSORED*?

Me: might have something to do with having you on camera putting a bottle of beer in your coat?

Idiot: they got video?

Me: well, it’s a liquor store…a city liquor store to boot.

Idiot: i wanna see that video!

Me: well, if you’re the only black man in town and they have a black man shoplifting a bottle of beer…? 2 plus 2 is 4.

Idiot: what?

jail2Me: nevermind. just hold this sign and smile for the camera.


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