How Meximo Gundersen Preps for Doomsday in HotDish Hell, MN

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December 12, 2012 by meximo70

mayacalendarAccording to the nutjobs on tv and the internet, the Mayan gods (and goddesses; i don’t want to be sexist on the cosmic scale) are planning on smoking humanity in the cosmic huka.

I’ve heard everything from giant asteroids, cosmic alignment, to zombie apacalypse.

Now i’ll be the first to admit that i was one of those closet preppers when Y2K came around. no one knew it, but i had a basement full of gallon water bottles, a generator, ammo, and a shotgun. imagine how foolish i felt when new years hit. imagine my poor bladder having to process all that stored water? or having to eat all those freeze dried rations?

well, i ain’t falling for it again!

2012but just in case, i’ve done my research and the only thing that i can find that would help me and my family survive through a cataclysmic asteroid crash, an earthquake, tsunami, alien invasion, zombie apocalypse….Tupperware. I can store enough food to survive in it. it’s resistant against anything. let’s see a zombie bite through that puppy!


so i’ve ordered enough Tupperware Human Storage Units for my whole family and even the dogs and cats. Even if the entire planet goes up in smoke, there will be a vacume tight seal to keep us fresh and alive.

tupperpersonThere are only nine days from the writing of this article for you to act. Find your local Tupperware salesperson now.


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