Conversations in HotDish Hell, MN #10: The Interlocking Yak Club

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December 13, 2012 by meximo70


yak clubInstead of getting a christmas bonus one year, we recieved a 1 year membership to The Interlocking Yak Club.

I’ve never been an “exclusive” club kinda guy, and to be honest…we weren’t rich, and we didn’t own a yak. heck, we didn’t even own an ox. I just didn’t think i would have anything in common with these people of Interlocking.

snobby womanBut they had a welcome gala in the summer. complete with live band, free booze, and free food. How could i say “no” to something like that? mama didn’t raise no fool. so off we went in my cut-off shorts and worn out t-shirt. i did have the decency to tie my hair up into a ponytail.

Snobby lady: So you’re thinking about joining our little club, are you?

Me: Oh, nope, I already joined. I got a 1 year membership free for a christmas bonus.

Snobby lady: Of course. Of course.

Me: (extending my hand) Meximo Gundersen.

Snobby lady: (looking at my hands) yes, well, i’d shake your hand but my own are full.

Me: oh, no problem. i think i got ketchup on my hand anyways from those bratwursts.

Snobby lady: so what is it that you do for a living?

Me: I’m a DJ at KFMT.

Snobby lady: well isn’t that cute. My husband and i love to eat at KFC once in awhile.

Snobby man: what’s that, honey?

Me: um, no i work at KFMT…the radio—

Snobby lady: this new person, works at KFC, it’s that just darling?

Snobby man: KFC? oh they’ve got great chicken! Are you the manager there?

Me: (sigh) i work at 106.5 FM…K-F-M-T. I’m a disc jockey on the air. “The Big Kahuna”?

Snobby lady: Oh dear, my mistake. I still do like KFC, though. Their chicken is much better than H.I.Vee’s.

Snobby man: oh, i agree! So you work at the radio station AND KFC, then?

Me: nope…just the radio station.

Snobby man: that’s a shame, they have such great chicken.

 

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2 thoughts on “Conversations in HotDish Hell, MN #10: The Interlocking Yak Club

  1. Lill Robinson says:

    OMG!!! You continue to crack me up! Nothing and no one is safe from your paralyzing parodies and/or scathing satire! LKR

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