December 13, 2012 by meximo70
I’ve never been an “exclusive” club kinda guy, and to be honest…we weren’t rich, and we didn’t own a yak. heck, we didn’t even own an ox. I just didn’t think i would have anything in common with these people of Interlocking.
But they had a welcome gala in the summer. complete with live band, free booze, and free food. How could i say “no” to something like that? mama didn’t raise no fool. so off we went in my cut-off shorts and worn out t-shirt. i did have the decency to tie my hair up into a ponytail.
Snobby lady: So you’re thinking about joining our little club, are you?
Me: Oh, nope, I already joined. I got a 1 year membership free for a christmas bonus.
Snobby lady: Of course. Of course.
Me: (extending my hand) Meximo Gundersen.
Snobby lady: (looking at my hands) yes, well, i’d shake your hand but my own are full.
Me: oh, no problem. i think i got ketchup on my hand anyways from those bratwursts.
Snobby lady: so what is it that you do for a living?
Me: I’m a DJ at KFMT.
Snobby lady: well isn’t that cute. My husband and i love to eat at KFC once in awhile.
Snobby man: what’s that, honey?
Me: um, no i work at KFMT…the radio—
Snobby lady: this new person, works at KFC, it’s that just darling?
Snobby man: KFC? oh they’ve got great chicken! Are you the manager there?
Me: (sigh) i work at 106.5 FM…K-F-M-T. I’m a disc jockey on the air. “The Big Kahuna”?
Snobby lady: Oh dear, my mistake. I still do like KFC, though. Their chicken is much better than H.I.Vee’s.
Snobby man: oh, i agree! So you work at the radio station AND KFC, then?
Me: nope…just the radio station.
Snobby man: that’s a shame, they have such great chicken.