December 17, 2012 by meximo70
As mentioned before, a very good friend of mine is a rabid conservative and wears his buttons on his sleeve. It is one of the things that gets me through the day if i can push his button just once in a days time.
Dan gets and forwards these ridiculous claims on emails he gets from his other conservative buddies about how Obama the anti-christ is going to take away his guns. He always gets very upset whenever a new one happens upon his inbox and he forwards it to me. To which i reply: “Danny, ultra-extremist muslims don’t make terrorism…guns do”. Oh my he almost had an angina attack on that one.
after the elections this year was an even riper time to push buttons. Because most of the things Danny says, are hypocritical and I of course, like to point it out to him:
Danny: Those *CENSORED* libtards are breaking down the moral fiber of this country!!
Me: what is it this time, Dan?
Danny: well, don’t you read the news? People can smoke pot legally and gay marriage is destroying the sanctity of marraige just to name a couple things!
Me: don’t you smoke pot?
Danny: ….well…occasionally, yeah…but….
Me: and haven’t you been divorced twice?
Danny: yeah, but….
Me: You *CENSORED* libtard!! You’re ruining the moral fiber of this great country!!
Danny: you’re a *CENSORED*!!!