Conversations in HotDish Hell, MN #13: Ain’tchoo From Hawaii?

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December 19, 2012 by meximo70


hawaiiansOne day while working at the Kum Kwik convenience store:

Me: Thanks for chosing Kum Kwik, will there be anything else?

Idiot: nope that should do it.

Me: That’ll be $18,26, can i get you a car wash for a dollar off today with your purchase?

Idiot: huh? no, that’s okay. Are you from Hawaii?

Me: um..yeah. Good guess.

Idiot: do you know Johnny Bell?

Me: nope, never heard of him.

Idiot: that’s weird, he’s from Hawaii too.

Me: yeah, that is weird…i thought i was the only hawaiian in HotDish Hell.

Idiot: are you sure you don’t know him? you look about the same age.

Me: well, the population of Hawaii is around 1.39 million…so we may not have crossed paths. I moved from there at a young age…so..

Idiot: i’ll ask him if he knows you. I see him all the time.

Me: um…okay…have a great day.

Idiot: aloha!

Me: Ha en bra dag!

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3 thoughts on “Conversations in HotDish Hell, MN #13: Ain’tchoo From Hawaii?

  1. Lill Robinson says:

    Teehee! LKR

  2. You know who I am >) says:

    Sounds like “I have a gay friend in Chicago! Since you wrote a book about gay people, you must know who they are!!”

    • meximo70 says:

      whenever someone mentions a gay person or even a person of a different race…someone will always say “oh, i have a gay friend” or “Oh, i have a black friend”

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