December 21, 2012 by meximo70
The good folks of the Interlocking Yak Club thought it would be a novel idea to dress our boats up to parade around Lake Ton ‘o Sissys before the fireworks display.
This is the conversation i had with a very patriotic friend Hank Bigman:
Hank: you gonna dress yer boat up fer the parade?
Me: maybe. Are you?
Hank: i was gonna dress my duck boat up with red, white and blue lights and shoot off bottle rockets from it.
Me: wow. that’s impressive.
Hank: you should do something with your boat.
Me: i was thinking about borrowing that large American flag from Perkens and flying out the back of my boat.
Hank: that would be awesome! you should do it!
Hank: (red in the face) You peice of *CENSORED*!! If you do that I’ll *CENSORED* shoot you myself!! I GUARANTEE…that everyone on shore would be pointing a gun at you!!
Me: take it easy, man, it was a joke.
Hank: WELL IT WASN’T *CENSORED* FUNNY!
Me: yeah it was. you just need to find your sense of humor, buddy.
Hank: YOU DON’T JOKE AROUND ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT!
Me: hey, i think i found your sense of humor…it’s pulsing on your forehead….easy, boy.