Tales From the Marvin County Hooskow: Assault and Pepper

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January 10, 2013 by meximo70


pepperspraypervertInmate 23443 was in for violation of release conditions. He was a pedofile who was on a no contact with minor order upon release which he violated by contacting a 13 year old girl with a knife.

The Jail Administrator Officer Gerdle was confronting 23443 from the other side of the bars about complying with some order he gave him. 23443 became agitated and began shouting and cursing at Officer Gerdle. He was ordered to go into his inner cell until he calmed down but would not comply.

Officer Gundersen and Officer Spinner came in through the security door opposite Officer Gerdle.

“He’s partial to you.” Gundersen said to Spinner, “Why don’t you try calming him down, i’ll stand behind you.”

“23443,” she began. “What’s wrong? i need you to go into your cell so we can talk this—”

23443 leaped at Spinner while Gundersen ran in and tackled 23443 down and Spinner helped restrain him on the ground.

pepperspray coverAt that moment, Officer Gerdle came through the security door and spray inmate 23443, Officer Gundersen, and Officer Spinner with pepper spray.

“Um, Gerdle, we have him restrained?” Spinner replied.

“Son of a *CENSORED* this *CENSORED* hurts!” Gundersen remarked.

After getting 23443 secured in his cell, Spinner and Gundersen washed off.

“Well,” joked Gerdle. “Guess you two won’t need recertification on your pepper spray. haha!”

 

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