Transvestite Meximo Running Amok in HotDish Hell…Terrorizes Citizens


January 16, 2013 by meximo70

littlekidscoverBeing the father of two very lovely daughters whom one may find it impossible to say “no” to their charms; There are times when life gets so hectic you forget what you say “yes” to.

One evening i was going to make tacos. Of course, when you’ve finally come up with an idea on what to make for super and sent it through the approval chain of command and gotten the “ok”; you realize you don’t have everything you need for tacos. I was browning meat, so i assigned my oldest daughter to watch the stove while i ran to the store.

littlekidstacosThe first store i stop at: Kum Kwik Convenience Store. They have tomatoes but not lettuce and no taco seasoning. I get the weirdest stares from everyone there.

Next stop: Stareway Foods. Taco season purchased. While at the checkout, i was getting the worst stares. Some of the bag boys were giggling at me, while other customers were frowning and whispering to each other.

As i got home, i saw that my mother-in-law was visiting. As i walked in the door her eyes got wide and her jaw dropped.

“Oh my God!” she exlaimed, “You did NOT just go out shopping like that??”

“Like wha……?” i thought for a minute, “Oh, crap!”

I had forgotten, before i began making supper, that i let the girls give me a “makeover”. In my haste to get dinner started, i forgot that i had on lipstick, eyeshadow, mascera, foundation, blush, and a berrett in my hair and some dangly earrings and i went out to the store like that.


Perhaps, that’s why i still get a few stares and a whisper every once in awhile, when out and about in HotDish Hell, MN.


8 thoughts on “Transvestite Meximo Running Amok in HotDish Hell…Terrorizes Citizens

  1. Mike says:

    Hi Brad –
    Welcome to the official DADS-OF-DAUGHTERS fraternity. You are our official 2013 poster clild. Congrats!
    Best wishes,

  2. Jack Flacco says:

    BAHAHA!!! Oh, man! That’s hilarious! I’m picturing the whole scene in my head and wondering, “Hmm, is it because he’s making tacos in a Minnesota town?” But then you got me good. Oh, I now have a story to tell when I get home tonight. “Oh, Honey? Sit down for a minute…I’m got something to tell you!”

    Classic. Absolutely classic. 🙂

    • meximo70 says:

      i wasn’t sure how to tell this story, so i’m glad i was able to getcha on this one.
      it amazes me the walls a man is willing to tear down for big blue eyes and a set of big brown eyes…

  3. Lill Robinson says:

    OMG—Helen, you really do crack me up!

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