January 24, 2013 by meximo70
How many posts and how many conversations can i write where people have asked me if i was from Hawaii and if so do i know Kermit Kanoa? He’s from Hawaii too? How many years have i lived here in this town of 10,500/11,666/10,566 (no seriously, depending on which end of town you come in on, our population is different on each sign) and NOT bumped into possibly the only other polynesian in HotDish Hell, MN? maybe all of Minnesota??
Kermit: ‘Scuse me, brah, are you from Hawaii?
Me: (sigh) yeah, i’m from…um…oh my god…are you?
Kermit: hahahahaha…you must be Meximo, i always get asked if i know you. hahahahahhahaha!
Me: I always get asked the same thing! We finally meet!
Just then, a rip in the time space continuim opens up and tears apart the fabric of reality. As matter and anti-matter clash splitting atoms and dark matter engulfs this dimension into an endless warp bubble. The universe as we know it, emplodes and sucks existence as we know it into a black hole abyss…..