April 8, 2013 by meximo70
I am writing to about a couple things.
Let’s get the Nintendo Wii fit out of the way: After spending $240 for the wii fit game with pad i was alarmed to have the game tell me what a big fat heiffer i really am. After forking out my hard earned money, and then plugging it all in with the kids in the background going “is it done yet, dad?” “how bout now?” “you’re so slow” “you must be getting old” i jump on the damn thing and it wants to measure me. So it does, and then i have to do a few tests and BAM: “You are a big fat overweight unbalanced moron who has the fitness age of a 90 year old. Thank you for giving me your money. Now jump off the pad, fatass, You’ve exceeded capacity.”
Dance Party 1-4. While i find this as a great workout, (much more than wii fit/and this game doesn’t insult you) is it designed to creep a person out? what are those things on there representing people? to me they all look like faceless clowns, and i’m scared of clowns. I only keep going with the song because i don’t want to make the clown overlords angry with me.
Is this all about when i switched from the Nintendo 64 to the Sega Genisis? is that what got you so angry with me? You had me with “The Godfather: Blackhand Edition” but now with the Wii fit and Wii Dance party…i’m switching to old school PS2! So HAH!!
Now…where’s my bag of cheetos and my cheat sheet for GSA??