HotDish Hell Citizens Will Have to Bury Their Own Dead…
2April 22, 2013 by meximo70
If there is ever a time for a zombie apocalypse it is now. At least we would know where our dearly departed go.
Flakeside Cemetery in HotDish Hell is running into some financial troubles with upkeep and maintenance, making the association that runs the cemetery worrisome about it’s future.
If the cemetery doesn’t find a way to come up with the funds it needs, it will have to turn its land over to the city of HotDish Hell. They do NOT want the land, so it would go to the state. If it goes to the state, then it will basically go the way of most state-owned cemeteries; overgrown and neglected.
Is there not enough funerals? Are people not dying enough to fund the cemetery? Stranger things have happened in HotDish Hell.
hotdishhell, mn 
What’s that saying I so admire from Jurassic Park? Oh, yes: “Life will find a way.” Perhaps that’s what will happen in Hotdish Hell, except it will be in reverse. “Death will find a way.” Is it scary? Dang right it is. Will it present challenges? Yep! 😉
i’m loading up on arsenal now!