Reflections On an Armageddon Morn…
2December 21, 2012 by meximo70
It’s December 21st, 2012. Winter Solstice. Armageddon.
This morning:
-i woke up, and i was still alive
-i looked outside and there weren’t any zombies roaming the yard looking for brains.
-the planet Niburu X is saying “Dammit, i missed!”
-Rich Doomsday preppers that spent millions of dollars on shelters in missle silos and huge armored ships are wishing they spent the money on the stock market.
-poor Doomsday Preppers that spent thousands of dollars on survivor kits are thinking about defaulting on their home equity loans.
-the children of doomsday preppers are realizing they’re getting bottled water and military rations for christmas.
-“A Very Brady Christmas” was on ABC Family. *Spoiler* don’t worry, Mike gets out of the cave in at the end and the Brady’s live happily ever after.
-Mayans are laughing to themselves over a bottle of Petrone.
-Samuel L. Jackson is turning 64.
-i made scrambled eggs and sausage for the christmas potluck at work today. i didn’t need to wake up at 5:30a.m. they were done in 15 minutes. yawn.
-i went on Facebook and realized there are wayyyy too many posts about 2012 and threw up a little bit in my mouth.
-i realized i need shower gel and toothpaste.
man, the end of the world is really boring.
hotdishhell, mn 
I would hate to be one of those doomsayers who bet big on the collapse of society based on an ancient calendar. I can’t even imagine what they must be going through thinking how wrong they were. They’re going to have quite a lot of explaining to do to family and friends who thought they were crazy. Forget about the ham and turkey. Lots of crow served for the festivities this year.
i must admit, that during the Y2K scare, i had stored a lot of water and kerosene and gas.