December 21, 2012 by meximo70
-i woke up, and i was still alive
-i looked outside and there weren’t any zombies roaming the yard looking for brains.
-the planet Niburu X is saying “Dammit, i missed!”
-poor Doomsday Preppers that spent thousands of dollars on survivor kits are thinking about defaulting on their home equity loans.
-the children of doomsday preppers are realizing they’re getting bottled water and military rations for christmas.
-Mayans are laughing to themselves over a bottle of Petrone.
-i made scrambled eggs and sausage for the christmas potluck at work today. i didn’t need to wake up at 5:30a.m. they were done in 15 minutes. yawn.
-i went on Facebook and realized there are wayyyy too many posts about 2012 and threw up a little bit in my mouth.
-i realized i need shower gel and toothpaste.
man, the end of the world is really boring.