Reflections On an Armageddon Morn…

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December 21, 2012 by meximo70


armageddonmornsunriseIt’s December 21st, 2012. Winter Solstice. Armageddon.

This morning:

-i woke up, and i was still alive

-i looked outside and there weren’t any zombies roaming the yard looking for brains.

-the planet Niburu X is saying “Dammit, i missed!”

armageddondoh-Rich Doomsday preppers that spent millions of dollars on shelters in missle silos and huge armored ships are wishing they spent the money on the stock market.

-poor Doomsday Preppers that spent thousands of dollars on survivor kits are thinking about defaulting on their home equity loans.

-the children of doomsday preppers are realizing they’re getting bottled water and military rations for christmas.

armageddonbradys-“A Very Brady Christmas” was on ABC Family. *Spoiler* don’t worry, Mike gets out of the cave in at the end and the Brady’s live happily ever after.

-Mayans are laughing to themselves over a bottle of Petrone.

armageddonjackson-Samuel L. Jackson is turning 64.

-i made scrambled eggs and sausage for the christmas potluck at work today. i didn’t need to wake up at 5:30a.m. they were done in 15 minutes. yawn.

-i went on Facebook and realized there are wayyyy too many posts about 2012 and threw up a little bit in my mouth.

-i realized i need shower gel and toothpaste.

armageddoncartoon

man, the end of the world is really boring.

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2 thoughts on “Reflections On an Armageddon Morn…

  1. Jack Flacco says:

    I would hate to be one of those doomsayers who bet big on the collapse of society based on an ancient calendar. I can’t even imagine what they must be going through thinking how wrong they were. They’re going to have quite a lot of explaining to do to family and friends who thought they were crazy. Forget about the ham and turkey. Lots of crow served for the festivities this year.

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